The Messi Republic of No Gorra Nacion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccitini with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.549 billion Messilovers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosario. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Messiland economy, worth 166 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,262 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Gorra Nacion's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Messianismo.

No Gorra Nacion is ranked 6,342^nd in the world and 1^st in Argentina for Safest, scoring 127.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.